I couldn't decide on one fandom oops
13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

loserxmusic:

Ryan Seacrest asked Kim if she would date Pete Wentz once.

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

Rescuing you, of course

lesserjoke:

summer break more like

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teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up?
me: the saviour of the broken, the beaten, and the damned

-You know George, I’ve always felt our futures lay outside the world of academic achievement.
-Fred, I’ve been thinking exactly the same thing.

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